Society is getting really lazy

Aren't you just oh so tired of that "archaic" toilet paper?


While you pick up your jaw, watch this.


See what you did Snuggie?!

-M

The Exact Opposite of "Spectacular"

Disturbing pic courtesy of Concrete Loop
I'm about a day late on this but damn. Just damn. This needs to be shared far and wide. If you haven't heard already, Spectacular from Pretty Ricky tried to make himself relevant by sending out a "challenge" to all the other R&B dudes by making a sad ass straight out of a ghetto gay bar video of him grinding to their new single Tipsy. And in a bright ass red Speedo no less.



Dear Lord, take me now. This is the most homoerotic R&B moment since Chris Brown's Take You Down video. They say all publicity is good publicity but I really think Spectacular single handedly whittled down Pretty Ricky's fanbase to a select few. I would feel bad if I wasn't too busy laughing.

Good luck with the new single, guys. You're gonna need it.

-M

ETA: I almost forgot. In the words of Riley-

Nas and Kelis are over?

Say it isn't so!

Vibe Magazine has confirmed that my favorite hip hop couple ever (sorry Jay and Bey) have split up. Kelis has filed for divorce yesterday afternoon, citing irreconcilable differences. Let's not forget that she is currently seven months pregnant.

Could it be that he was...caught out there?


Yeah I went there.

This is truly a sad day for black love.

-M

Happy birthday, my little Nazi!

So a ShopRite in Pennsylvania refused to personalize a birthday cake for a 3 year old. Why? They named the boy Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Really? REALLY? OK, fuck the cake for a minute. Let's talk about why in the hell you would name your kid not just Adolf, but Adolf Hitler. I can't even wrap my mind around this. By all means, cut through the bullshit and be honest and upfront with your racism, but damn, that kid will never be able to make it in the real world. What if he goes through some life changing moment like Edward Norton in American History X and ends up not hating minorities. Or what if he falls in love with a black girl à la Neo Ned? Poor kid's gonna have to live in his little white nationalist bubble forever.

Wanna know what's worse? Little Adolf's baby sister is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. I know.

I think I might name my first born son Malcolm Huey Black Panther Cracker Killer Farrakhan. Level things out.

-M