Found a great little time waster. Head on over to sorry-mom.com and read i bang the worst dudes. With jems like I recently dated this guy who for 5 months would leave skid marks on my bed sheets every time he slept over. I never told him so I’d imagine that I’m not the only victim of his ASSault, how could you ever be bored.
How does it work? First, find some douche and take him home. After your disappointing night, find a picture of him on his Facebook and email it to Mom, telling her a little tidbit about the sad man you fell for. I keep reading pages and pages, hoping to find a guy I know and/or the entire cast of Tool Academy.
-M
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