Le Love

Are you, like Alex and myself, single? Do you wanna feel like a total loser about it? Then Le Love is right for you.

Le Love, according to the site, is "dedicated to romantic, sweet, lovey dovey, sexy and heart fluttering images." From kisses and cuddles, to graffiti and quotes, to just a bit of sex, Le Love will make you feel dreamy and that both life and love are beautiful. Or cynical and bitter if you don't take being single well.

Find your new desktop background at leloveimage.blogspot.com.

-M

Why We Don't Have Twitters

Awesome photo by carrotcreative
So eloquently stated by whatever guy writes for HolyTaco.com

But the fact is, nobody truly gives a shit about what you’re doing. So then why are they following your twitter feed? Because they’re hoping you follow THEIR twitter feed, so that they can make believe that someone cares when they say that THEY are going to the store to buy chex. And where does this leave us? It leaves us sitting outside a bar, at 11 p.m., confidently telling someone you’ve never met before, you have seventy thousand twitter friends.

Of course I'm sure one day we'll just have to get Twitters because at some point it will take over the entire internet like MySpace or Facebook has. Until then, we'll just avoid it til we get the point.

That said I do kinda understand why celebs have it. People really do care that Kevin Smith is going to the store to get some Chex.

-M

Groupie Tales

Over the past few weeks, Tales From a Groupie has become our new favorite websites.

The site is full of gems that read like a poorly written Karrine Steffans tell-all, only this time the hos are anonymous. Celebs include:
-Drake (He put my back against the wall of the balcony and fingered me while we kissed he picked me up and took that to the bedroom (again spotless) laid me down slow and told me “Get ready to ride the pony express.”)
-Nelly (THE SEX WAS MAJA!!!!!!)
-Shia LaBeouf (Let me tell you, for a white boy, they dude has some serious SWAGGA and beautiful eyes.)
-Diddy (He was kissing me and slipped my panties off with his foot.)
-Andre 3000 (He's a toe sucker and a FIRE-ASS pussy licker!)
-and... Rick Ross?! (Ross has got to be one of the best fucks I've had in a long time.) Yeah, I'm sure.

Are these stories all bullshit from deranged fans and trolls? Are we, by reading this website, passively participating in libelous claims of infidelity and promiscuity brought on by the women and men posting on the site?

Who the hell cares? It's funny.

-M

Why the F*** Do You Have a Kid?

Some people should just never, ever procreate. Never. Those on the bottom rung of the Darwin ladder should be put on blast. Always.

At Why the F*** Do You Have a Kid?, you can do just that. You know that disturbing picture of your 8 month pregnant cousin grinding in the club? Or the one of that needy girl you knew in high school's baby sleeping while 19 year olds party around her? Send it in and share your horror with the world wide web. Maybe if you discretely slip them the link to their parental faux pas, they can learn the errors of their ways. Then the world will be a better place, right? Right?

Or maybe you can just log on for a quick laugh.

See how long you can go without cringing at http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

-M

Sexy People

We all have our share of embarrassing Sears' Portraits that we've attempted to burn and/or steal and hide from our parents wall. You know that saying, "One day we'll look back and laugh?" Well today is that day.

At Sexy People you can submit your, your grandmother's, your brother's, or any one else's embarrassing pictures from the past. Maybe they had a mullet in '87 or some torn acid wash jeans in '92. Or maybe, like Tom over here on your left, it's just plain sad. Honestly, the less attractive the better.

Submit your mom's prom pic at www.sexypeople-blog.com

-M

LJ Secret

Love PostSecret but wish you could read people's deepest darkest secrets daily instead of every Sunday? Well now you can. LiveJournal has their own version of Post Secret which is basically secrets from 14 year olds who get rejected from Post Secret because they're secrets aren't really secrets. Sounds kind of mean but it brings the lawlz.

I'm sorry, that's funny.

-A

Hey Girl

Had a bad day? Ryan Gosling is here to help. At Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling, you can pretend you're having an unhealthy pretend relationship with the charming Mr. Gosling. He'll listen to your problems, make you laugh, and turn you on. But most of all, he'll give you that pick-me-up you need, girl.

They also have Fuck Yeah! Anne Hathaway...for whatever reason.

-M

Sleeveface

Hello, is it Mrs. Robinson you're looking for?
Yeah, corny.
I bet you've done it before - put your dad's Bob Marley record in front of your face and taking a picture for a laugh. How original. Well now, you can kill a few hours looking through sleeve faces all over the world in one place: the aptly named Sleeveface. There you'll find a few super creative ones: Richie Hawtin, Sonny Clark, Bonnie Tyler and the About a Boy soundtrack to name a few. And a few that are...gross and uncalled for. Ok, the last one was kinda funny.

Pick up some records at your local thrift store and go crazy at http://www.sleeveface.com

-M

F*** My Life

Had a bad Valentine's Day? Just experienced the most embarrassing moment of your life? Head over to fmylife.com and share your sad, amusing pain. Join the painfully awkward ranks of:

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
and
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

Sure, 60% of them are probably fake, but that doesn't make them any less funny. I'm thinking of sending one saying, "Today, while working at a liquor store, this goofy kid with glasses spilled a whole six pack of beer. When I asked if he did it, he said, "No. And you should really clean this up. Someone could really hurt themselves," and walked away. FML

See what I did there?

-M