Where in the world is Ann Coulter?

I must have been so overwhelmed by "hope" and "change" that I forgot all about everyone's favorite faaaaar right-winger, Ann Coulter. In such a long, dragged out, mudslinging election, you'd think Ms. Coulter would come out and play. Maybe call Obama a Muslim or McCain a secret liberal, throw out a few racial slurs, or at least come out and praise the new anti-gay props that passed in California and Florida. But no, nothing. She's completely M.I.A. She's done the one thing no one thought she could do: shut the fuck up. I mean sure, she's recently had her jaw broken and mouth wired shut according to Page Six(liberal back alley attack, perhaps?), but that was post-election. Where has she been throughout '08? Maybe a roving gang of socialists have her locked up in a basement somewhere, torturing her with clips from Barack Obama rallies and Will.I.Am videos.

Or maybe she's just building a momentum before she drops her new book, Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America, Obama bashing included. There's the Ann we all know and love to hate.

Truth be told, I sorta miss her and her antics. She made politics fun in a sick kinda way. I guess until the book drops and she makes her PR rounds, we'll have to stick with good ole Palin for awhile.

-M